Idea – Beeper for Horn & Lights to find car
Idea – Modernize Shoelaces
Whether a man winds up with a nest egg
Or a goose egg depends on the type
Of chick he marries
What we can do for another is the test of powers;
What we can suffer for another is the test of love
A Grandmother’s Prayer
Lord; let me live long enough to hear my granddaughter say NO! to her mother.
11) “Time goes.” No, time stays – we go
12) what kills a spark is the publicity it gives itself
13) Never mistake knowledge for wisdom. One helps you make a living; the other helps you make a life.
14) God wisely designed the human body so that we can neither pat our own backs nor kick ourselves too easily.
15) the only mystery about the cat is if it ever decided to become a domestic animal.
16) you have to get to church pretty early to find a seat in the back row.
17) the man who is old enough to know better is always looking for a woman not quite that old.
18) what we see depends mainly on what we look for.
19) experience enables you to recognize a mistake when you’ve made it again
20) these are strange times. Today a millionaire can live like the rich if he practices frugality.
21) a friend in power is a friend lost. (Seneca?)
22) the greatest remedy for anger is delay.
23) to be rich is no longer a sin- it’s a miracle
24) adolescence is the age at which children stop asking questions because they know all the answers
25) some cause happiness wherever they go; others whenever they go
26) the greatest use of life is to spend it for something will outlast it – William James
27) retirement takes all the fun out of Saturdays
28) Inlaws are like seeds, you don’t need them, but they come with the tomato
29) a baby is God’s opinion that the world should go on – Carl Sandbury
30) I’m going to give my psychoanalyst one more year, then I’m going to Lourdes – Woody Allen
31) golf is a good walk spoiled – Mark Twain
32) Farmer Doyles are better cause they’re fresher
33) there’s a new tranquilizer out, it doesn’t relax you, but it makes you enjoy being tense
34) if it wasn’t for the last minute, nothing would get done
35) diplomacy is thinking twice before saying nothing
36) the person who marries for money usually earns every penny of it
37) old age is always 15 years older than I am. Bernard Baruch
38) as Lady Godivas horse said, that’s a new one of me ?
39) man blames fate for other accidents, but feels personally responsible when he makes a hole-in-one.
40) temptations, unlike opportunities will always give you many second changes. O.A. Battiste?
41) If God had believed in permissiveness, He would have given us the Ten Suggestions.
42) the behavior or some children suggests that their parents embarked upon the sea of matrimony without paddles
43) wrinkles are hereditary, you get them from your children
44) it isn’t the minutes at the table that make you fat, it’s the seconds
45) a credit card holder is a member of the debt set
46) time is a great healer, but it’s no beauty specialist
47) Love is the only game that is not called because of darkness
48) if ignorance is bliss, why aren’t there more happy people?
49) Luck is the only way to explain the accomplishments of people we don’t like
50) Lead your life so you wouldn’t be ashamed to sell the family parrot to the town gossip
51) Eloquence is saying the proper thing & then shutting up
52) No government can be long secure without a formidable opposition. Benjamin Disraeli
11) the history of liberty is the history of the limitation of governmental power – not the increase thereof. Woodrow Wilson
12) the morality of a government lies in inverse proportion to the amount of wealth and power in its grasp
13) the biggest problem in the world could have been solved when it was small
14) faith is the bird who finds the light and sings before the dawn
Bud Doyle Writings 